THE IDEA THAT STARTED IT ALL:
BIG-BACK MEETS BAKERY.
HOME BAKED COOKIES,
BY A CERTIFIED* BIG-BACK
*personally certified
WELCOME!
Have you heard of a girl that had a cookie recipe? Not just any cookie recipe. A dangerously delicious, highly guarded, potentially life-altering cookie recipe. 🤫🍪
That girl is me.💜 I’m obsessed with baking 🧁, forever fixated by the need to make things ✨, and I have quite the creative complex. 🎨🧠 Oh—and I have big-back tendencies. Which, frankly, may be the most important qualification of all. 😂🍪
So naturally, I thought: “Why not combine ALL of these things into one wildly unnecessary but absolutely necessary adventure?” 🤷♀️ And then I woke up recently, to a Facebook notification…a message from my past self: “What’s stopping you?”
And I sat there like… …damn. Good question, Facebook. 😂 I’ve always been an “up and do it” kind of person. So instead of overthinking it for another 2-3 business years, I decided to listen to that chaotic voice in my head and just… DO IT.
So here we are! 🧈 Way too much butter. 😌 Way too much confidence. 🍪 One dangerously good cookie recipe. 🎨 A creative brain with absolutely no off switch. 🍑 And a big-back agenda that simply cannot be stopped. 😂 🌸🧁🍪
Hi, I’m Barney. And welcome to my… BIG-BACKERY!!! Come for the cookies. Stay for the chaos. Leave with pants that fit a little differently. The oven is on. 🔥🍪 Let’s get weird.
A BIG-BACK COOKIE EXPERIENCE
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A BIG-BACK COOKIE EXPERIENCE ·
If you haven’t ordered a Big-Back Cookie yet… you’re officially missing out. 👀🍪
Because while you’re sitting there thinking “I’ll order one eventually…” someone else is sending a GIANT, ridiculously delicious cookie to their favorite person. 😌
🎂 Birthday? Skip the boring card. Give them a cookie big enough to make the cake feel insecure.
💍 Anniversary? Nothing says “I still like you after all these years” quite like a massive cookie made with love. 😂❤️
🤒 Someone feeling under the weather? Send cookies. Obviously. Doctor’s orders. (Okay, maybe not technically… but emotionally? YES.)
💐 Need a “thinking of you” gift? Cookie.
🎉 Celebrating something? Cookie.
😈 Want to become someone’s favorite person? COOKIE.
💔 Need to apologize? …Definitely cookie.
🎁 Need a gift that people will actually remember? You already know the answer.
Here’s the thing about Barney’s Big-Backery: these aren’t those tiny little cookies that disappear in two bites and leave you questioning your life choices.
These are BIG-BACK COOKIES. 🍪🍑
✨ BIG cookies.
✨ BIG flavor.
✨ BIG gift-giving energy.
✨ BIG “OMG, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!” reactions.
And the best part? You get to be the person everyone remembers for bringing the good stuff. Because life’s too short for boring gifts… and your people deserve to experience the BIG-BACK COOKIE EXPERIENCE. 😂🍪
HOW DO I DO THIS?
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FOLLOW ON THE SOCIALS
Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. The uncool, cooler, and brain-rot socials that almost everybody has! Follow me on FB (and then the other platforms) to stay up-to-date on all things Barney’s Big-Backery and the big-back cookie experience.
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DROOL
Don’t be shy - take a look….They sure look good, don’t they? They taste even better than they look! Believe it or not - there’s a way you can try these:
$5 each
4 for $16
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ORDER OR PICKUP
We are now available at Garden City General Store!
2464 US 17 Business, Garden City, SC, United States, 29576OR
There’s a Google Form that you can fill out to streamline the conversation to fulfill your order!
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SHARE THE BIG-BACK COOKIE EXPERIENCE
Tell all your friends, fellow big-backs, the algorithm gods, neighbors, the group chat that only exists for memes, coworkers, the high school ex you still hate-follow, the person you accidentally locked eyes with at the grocery store, the algorithm gods (yes, that’s so important that I had to list it twice), and your family.