Questions Fresh Out of the Oven
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Hi! You could say I’m a chaotic, creative powerhouse—a little bit feral, a whole lot of sweet, and packed with plenty of big-back energy.
I grew up in small-town Wisconsin, made my way to the Dells, and then snagged a wild opportunity that relocated me to Myrtle Beach. I’ll always be grateful for that jumpstart, and now I’m busy capitalizing on my wildest dreams just to see what happens next!
"But wait, is that your real name?" Honestly, we both wish it was. Legally, I’m Bridgett. But back in the day, I drunkenly destroyed a kid's playset. Because I'm way too sweet to have 'gone Godzilla,' my friends decided "Barney" felt more appropriate. The variations have stuck ever since: Barney, Barns, Barn Dog, Barnacles... you get the idea!
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It all depends! You can purchase my cookies at the Garden City General Store Mondays-Saturdays from 11a-4p.
You may also fill out an order form and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience! Keep an eye out for a random text - the more responsive you are, the faster I can bake your big-back cookie experience!!!
I have gotten cookies baked and delivered within two hours, and I’ll do it again (as long as the timing works out!)
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Well, a few reasons:
1) an original recipe that just keeps evolving into new creations!
2) Barney COOKS (well, bakes in this sense!)
3) A creative mind, bottled up for many years, and an insane love for being in the kitchen? Yeah, that’s going to taste good!
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I do, too! Get me a contact and let’s make it happen!!!
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You absolutely worship the OG line-up, but your bottomless pit of a stomach is screaming, "MORE! GIVE ME MORE!!!" 👁️👄👁️ Say less, comrade. I got you. 🫡🍪
Whether you are down-bad, romantically in love with a snickerdoodle, or you’re a feral little goblin who just needs ✨SPRINKLES✨ to feel alive… I AM HERE FOR IT. 🤪🌈 Maybe you’ve got a top-secret gender reveal, a chaotic divorce party, or maybe you’re just straight-up allergic to an ingredient and trying not to meet your ancestors today. 🧬💀❌
Whatever the vibe, I can bake ANY style cookie custom-tailored to your deepest, darkest cravings, unhinged events, or whatever questionable reasons you have. 🤫🔥
Let’s start this wild conversation right now. Click the link below before I eat all the dough myself! 🥣🏃💨
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Counter Life: a few days
Fridge Life: a couple weeks
Freezer Life: a few months
Big-Back Life: never stood a chance
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I’m all about making a sweet deal that benefits both parties involved. Come to me with some research done and ideas ready!!! Email me: barney@big-backery.com
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Hey that’s okay! Don’t be shy… Message me on any social platform, or email me at barney@big-backery.com